Hey, it's me. G. Or G$ (G Money). That name was coined by an unknown employee at the restaurant I worked at through college.
One time I bought an extremely rare pressing of one of my favorite records and the sender put G$ as my name on the package. The mailman couldn't find G$ in my apartment building's package room system, so he brought it back to the post office where they held my vinyl hostage.
I had to fight with USPS to confirm my identity before they released my exceptionally expensive chunk of wax.
I write copy, cook a lot of Italian food, and have the occasional viral tweet. I am also proficient in TikTok and have several top comments on viral videos.